Posted by: Lori Schmidt Lutze | August 15, 2009

JoyceMentoring is Now Available

Would you like to laugh every hour of the day?  Do you dream about room service?  Do you fantasize about attending fabulous parties with interesting people every week?  If so, a JoyceMentoring program might be right for you.  Mentoring refers to a developmental relationship in which a more experienced or knowledgeable person helps a less experienced or knowledgeable person develop in a specific way.  If the Philosophy of Joyce is a little foreign to you, a JoyceMentor could help you begin to live a new and adventurous life.  And, depending on your progress during training, you may be identified as a high potential Joyceland candidate.  Yes, you guessed it, that means a quick climb up the Joyceland corporate ladder.  Are you thinking your future has never been brighter?  Well then, we think alike.

We’re offering a one hour introductory ‘soiree’ to tease your sensibilities.  By attending, you will be introduced to:

  • the art of the little white lie (i.e. how to make that four hour lunch look like it IS your job)
  • what a month at the spa can do for your psyche
  • paper plates–they’re not just for the casual cookout anymore
  • tips for finding parties 24/7
  • how to freshen up and fold semi-dirty laundry so it looks clean and ready to wear
  • Slim Jims–no hassle protein for the entire family
  • pajamas that double as ‘chic casual wear’–jump out of bed dressed and ready to start your day
  • the fun you can have at Sam’s Club–you may need a rotisserie chicken for dinner, but buying a speed boat instead is much more fun
  • how to get your guy to say things like, “I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers” (http://www.wannasnuggle.com/index/ ):

If this sounds like the type of mentoring you could benefit from–look no further–we’ll match you up with a trained Joyceland professional.  Look for more details about this offer next week!  And, as always, we look forward to your comments and questions.

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